Stranger in a strange land

An interesting week for the Pied Piper of Alliance Packaging Group, the finest FDA lab in the land!  In the midst of showing our line of balms, lotions and skin care products, i noticed a certain sports frenzy overtaking the town.  Here I was a healthy and happy Wisconsinite in the middle of St. Louis, MO with the Green Bay Packers hosting the Rams and the Brewers playing the Cards in baseball in the playoffs.  My thick skin was put to the test with needless needling and uncompromising homerism.  Turns out it was a split.  The Packers rolled the Rams and The Cards shattered the dreams of the Brew Crew.  But the skin and body lotion game was brisk, so I go win, win, loss for the week!
The Pied Piper