Why did the pickle cross the road? To quench some chapped pickle lips, of course. Van Holten's been making cucumbers into pickles since 1898! If you have never tried a pickle in a pouch, you are missing out on some of the best pickle licking in life. So what does a super pickle maker have in common with the finest FDA lab in the land? Why, pickle lip balm of course. Soon at retail locations around the country you will be able to have your pickle and keep the pickle tickle going by taking along the finest pickle flavored lip balm ever. Now try saying pickle lip balm pickle lip balm pickle lip balm three times rapidly...much harder than eating a pickle. Much better tasting than our ketchup and mustard lip balm...When we do burger balm, you can have a classic on your lips with hamburger, ketchup, mustard and pickle flavored lip balms!
The Pickled Pied Piper
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